Remember when I said I'd get back to updating this (sometime in fucking NOVEMBER)?
Well I swear, I actually will soon. At the very least, I want to get some vidoegame reviews up on here. I was hired (without pay of course) for this site Gamelemon.com to write reviews sometime over a year ago. I did one and then for the next three i wrote, I made the mistake of choosing games that had already been reviewed and never actually checked first to see if they had been. So I only have one up on there http://gamelemon.com/review_20155.jsp but there it is for anyone that doesn't believe me. (Who am I kidding..not a SINGLE person reads this. But I hope to develop my writing and most of all, confidence through this to the point where I may even tell someone about it.
Actually, I'm going to do that as soon as I make a decent, worth-reading entry up here and see how it goes.
I plan to do a review on the next big game I play. Possibly MAG although since that's solely a multiplayer experience maybe not; I'd prefer to review something with a whole story and everything but who knows. I've played the beta for mag and it is pretty cool, and surely unique enough to fill up a review. If not MAG I will DEFINITELY, (that's right you're hearing it here first, a fully capitalized, emboldened guarantee) do a review of Heavy Rain. It comes out near the end of February and maybe if I'm feeling frisky enough I'll even do my own little twist on a preview on here before I get it. We'll see. If I can accomplish nothing else in my life beyond making this blog worth reading, I can die smiling.
Speaking of smiling, I saw Mystery Team at the Boston Premiere Friday and it was FUCKING AWESOME. My ribs are still sore from laughing. I cannot stress enough how incredibly fresh, unique and distinctly hilarious this movie is. If you know Derrick Comedy you know how funny these five can be but really; this movie is the epitome of the phrase "I shit myself laughing"....what...you guys don't say that? Whatever. Ok now I'm even talking to my imaginary audience, I really need to work on this and tell some people about.
Well imaginary audience, expect a Heavy Rain review in the next month and possibly a preview before then. Maybe I'll even spread the word and birth you, my readers, into existence.
-Ben
